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Monday, June 26, 2017

Many people confused about Donald Trump’s “I’m a huge racist” comments

Donald Trump just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. The president of the United States is in hot water after telling his supporters...

Why breakups are great

I know breakups are supposed to be a time of mourning, but honestly, girl, you should be celebrating. This is the time for you...

In the news… #2

Tips for anti-capitalist romantics

This article is dedicated to this author’s most honourable chairman of their heart, Z.   If you have someone causing a mass uprising in your lower...

Kama Sit-ra

Missionary Your classic classroom sleeper. Simply try your best to keep your eyes open after the first half hour of class. Eventually, give in and put...

SFU campuses ranked by sex appeal

Probably the least sexy thing on the planet would be the place you go to school. It’s where you sit and listen to someone...

SFSS turns Highland Pub into marijuana dispensary

In an effort to curb the constant money hemorrhaging of the Highland Pub, the Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) has decided to turn it...

The Cheapo’s Guide to Valentine’s Day

Listen single people, I know February is seen as a month-long Greek tragedy, but the truth is that this is a celebration of you,...

Snowfall at SFU: Admin do their best to make everything the absolute worst

For the thirty-ninth time this year, competent meteorologists proved SFU incompetent. Amidst the blizzards of the past week, thousands of students were left stranded...

SARRS rampages through SFU, start of outbreak could be deadly

Even though there has been no case of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) reported worldwide since 2004, there’s a new type of SARRS in...