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Thursday, August 17, 2017

Vancouver becomes largest recorded school zone because all Vancouverites are children

Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson announced on Friday that, by the end of August, the entire City of Vancouver would be declared a school zone...

What’s on your menu?

Spaghetti At first, everything looks fine. The spaghetti relationship features meatballs prominently, and it’s just a slippery and fun go-to meal. This relationship is a...

Dear InstaCrush

Dear @InstaCrush, You know those people that you follow simply because they’re hot? Welp, you’re one of mine. I know I shouldn’t follow you because...

The sex ed. drinking game

  Sure, you can make lemonade when life gives you lemons, but what about those situations that are so bad that lemons, sugar, and ice...

Mating habits of the student

By far, the most interesting mating behaviour exhibited in the animal kingdom is that of the Student homo sapiens. Student homo sapiens are considered...

How to have quality period sex

Back in the day, when you were a wee and innocent child, you had no understanding of what your vagina was — and what...

Q and Ace

 Yes, an entire section all about asexuals! Y’know, the ‘A’ in the expanded acronym of LGBTQIAP+? (No, it doesn’t fucking stand for ‘ally.’ Allies,...

The Art of Having a Conversation About a Netflix Show You’ve Never Even Seen...

We’ve all been there — faced with the question of, “Ohhh, have you seen ?” Yet you have not a fart-in-the-wind idea of what...

SFU has been engaged so long that other schools start to worry

It has been five years since Simon Fraser University became the engaged university, and its friends are reportedly starting to fear that the wedding...

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